Today is a big day for me and I really need to have you guys behave. Please.
Sarah Jewel at Catapilar Ramblings is unable to be blog right now because she is having a kidney stone removed removed/smashed/demolished. As a result of that she graciously/reluctantly/tearfully tried to refuse my offer to be Guest Host for her today and in her weakened condition she was unable to resist my suave-ly-ness and allowed an un-hostile takeover.
This is my first official gig as a Guest Host. It reminds me of the time that I got in a car that I would have sworn was my car but the seat adjustment wasn't quite right and there were Tinkerbell floor mats and where did this new car smell come from ... well, that is how I feel right now.
Listen up, today we are taking a Field Trip over to Sarah's blog. Now she's got a nice place over there so let's keep it that way. Don't go trashing the joint like you do at my blog. I want you to leave her some nice comments and well wishes.
This is the first time I am taking you guys anywhere I need to have you go to the bathroom first. We aren't taking any chances while we are out together. Is that clear? You go to the bathroom first. Wash your hands and don't touch anything while we are on our Field Trip. Keep your hands to yourself at all times.
Also, no food or beverages are allowed. Am I making myself clear? Sarah's got a real clean blog and I want to keep it that way. If you feel the need to urinate your under garments or spew fluids from your oral cavity with perfect aim at the screen and/or keyboard, or whatever it is you claim to do while you are visiting me, feel free to come back here and do it. Or go home and do it. Just be on your best behavior over there. 
Once we get to Sarah Jewel's blog, you will need to suffer through another one of my song alterations. That is my get well gift for Sarah and my treat for you because you followed me over there.
Now, go have fun. And remember, I don't care how you act while you are over here, let's just have a nice time while we visit and our goal is to leave the place looking very similar to how she left it. Leave nothing behind but some well wishes for a speedy recovery.
Alright, everybody. Single file, no pushing, no shoving and keep your hands inside the link at all times.
Let's head over to Catapilar Ramblings right now. Alright, Insane Mama and Tent Camper need to stop bickering or I'll seperate you two. 
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
No Pushing, No Shoving And Keep Your Hands In The Link At All Times
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I love a field trip. Wonder if there'll be any mating meerkats on this one?
That was really hard for me to stay single file... Everyone was pushing and shoving, but I got there first... I really did and I commented in the most appropriate way. And I was nice enough to warn her of the potential constipation from the pain drugs
Hey where did everybody go? I swear, I told you guys to wait for me.... (huff)
Wait for me I'll be there in a minute I gotta pee and get my permission slip from my Mom.....Ahhhh I'm ready!!!
Hey! She touched me! STOP TOUCHING ME! MOVE OVER!!! She's in my seat! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!
The biggest bummer about our field trip is not getting to see everyone's outfits, I mean comments.
Insane Mama quit pushing me and hand me your lip gloss please my lips are chapped from making out in the back of the bus with all the boys.
Sheesh. It was a big job but someone had to do it!
Ha! A field trip with a bunch of girls. Good thing we didn't see any mean tornadoes. Thanks for the laugh, Carrie!
-Chris
Weather Moose
I went to Sarah's and I was good I promise, can I have an ice cream now?
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How much farther? I have to pee!
I hope it is ok if I pee in the wind...it is just what I do.
Thanks for the field trip....love being surrounded by all girls...Don't tell insane mama I said that :)
And I only spit, cuss and act unruley when I am counting coins!
If you think I am going anywhere without this frappucino, you are crazier than I thought!
I love field trips, but not as much as I love this blog. I am sorry but you are so good at this, witty, funny, where do you come up with this stuff. I have been here everyday, since my 1st visit. Ok now I am ready to go.
Kandace stole my lip gloss and all the boys, that's why her blog is a genious and mine is only high school...
Wow Carrie, I never realized how long your lashes are in your stick figure.
KANDACE IS PUSHING ME...Stop it....can I be line leader!?!
Are you kidding me? You want me to go on a trip with all these brats. FORGEDDABOUDIT!
Do we get nametags? I want one with some glitter. And purple letters. What about snacks? Should we bring our own or are you providing them? Do we need any money? Can I bring a camera? Wait a minute, I think the bus left me.
Mrs. Strickman? I need a drink of water. Mrs. Strickman? I need to go potty. What's that? Why didn't I go before I left? Oh because I didn't need to. Mrs. Strickman? Are we there yet? Mrs. Strickman? I think the girls stole your toad off the porch and are getting ready to throw it out....oh there it goes...out the window. Oh Mrs. Strickman I forgot to tell you I get car sick..........Oh let me clean that up before I go over Catapilar Ramblings....buh bye...
Lula, I appreciate your fascination with fornication, I really wish the Meerkat foreplay would have been more satisfying for you.
InSane MaMa, Although we haven't seen any trace of comments from Sarah Jewel, I will be checking for them. If you say you left a comment, I want to believe you but I will need to see it for myself.
Barbies, Bottles and Boys, I am going to need you to start working to your full potential. I appreciate the clean clothes and the cheerful attitude. Thank God Aunt Flow has already come and left!
LeeZee52, Thank you for being the only one to remember their permission slip. You may choose any bookmark you want.
Miz Dinah, Stop whining. I said go to the bathroom before you left, now you hold it.
Tent Camper, I see that just about all the girls have hickeys from you and and I don't think it is funny. If everyone else got a hickey, I want one too!
Tali and Kandace, stop. For two people that have suppposed genius blogs you sure act like a bunch of babies. I know you never asked to be role models, but that is the way it works.
Merry Chris Mouse, thank you for joining us today. This isn't typical behavior. It is usually much worse, you've got to come back. Please. Now, this is me sounding like Rose calling to Jack as he floats away from the Titanic: come back, come back (sob, sob)
DeeDee, I mean Debbie. My name is Mrs. Stuckmann and not Strickmann. Vision tests will be next week.
Angie, we have a history of unsuccessful events regarding beverages at my blog. No, you may not take it with you. If it is still here (not) when you get back you may have it then.
Teri, the name tags are an excellent idea. You may pass them out.
Jane/Suzanne you need to figure out who you are today and then make one name tag. It is my attempt to go green and save the planet. No more double name tags for you two. Pick one name and one name only for today.
Lauren, you missed a really fun day. Everyone was very well behaved. I do have a feeling you ran ahead of us to check things out (overachiever!).
InSane MaMa and Tent Camper are a real life couple, they don't just play one on my blog. They will now be known as InTents-Jalina.
Hey. Where am I? The bus is full of girls. Where are my buddies? Those aren't my school colors. OMG! Turn this bus around! I got on the wrong blog!
SS
LOL even these comments are funny, quiet girl here, just sitting and watching everyone else sitting next to my BFF.
Wow? Was I late on field trip day??? My mom will drop me off over at Sarah's Blog. I have a special "cold lunch" packed
yep...isn't this every kids worst fear? I forgot to get my parent's permission to go on the field trip, so I missed it and had to stay at school... so I just stayed around all day, spitting on your floor, wiping my dirty hands on your sidebar and header, and pretty much doing whatever I wanted...next time I'm gonna be a better girl and get my form signed on time...I promise...it was lonely here. I'm going to go to SJ's and say hi anyway...you are so cool Carrie! too cool for school!
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